I acknowledge your pain...

The ending makes me ridiculously happy.

Hatter: What’s the matter?
Alice: What will I do if I get stuck here?
Hatter: Then I’ll make sure you’re okay.

Hatter: You have to cut your losses. You get the hell out of here while you still can.
Alice: No. I can’t just abandon Jack. I mean, he’s innocent. And besides, I like him.
Hatter: Oh, you like him?
Alice: Yes. A lot!
Hatter: Trust me, I know a thing or two about liking people, and, in time, after much chocolate and cream cake, like turns into “What was his name again?”
Alice: No, not in my world. Look, I have a bad record with liking guys…
Hatter: There’s a shock.