I acknowledge your pain...

Phoebe: All right, here’s my $7.50. But I think you should know that this money is cursed.
Joey: What?
Phoebe: Oh, I cursed it! Now bad things will happen to he who spends it.
Chandler: That’s all right, I’ll take it. Bad things happen to me anyway.

He also has a monkey and a magic lamp…

I normally don’t like Ross, but he has a Speed Racer poster in his apt. Brownie points.